MDS
10-22-2003, 9:09 PM
There was a condition in one hospital's intensive
care ward where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at
about 11 A.M., regardless
of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors
and some even thought
that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the
mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11A.M.
on Sundays. So a
worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the
incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes
before 11 A.M., all the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward
to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some
were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward
off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11 A.M., Pookie Johnson,
the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support system so that he
could plug in the vacuum cleaner.
Still having a bad day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of
the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full
view, a killer whale ate
them both.
Still think you are having a bad day??
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking
frantically,almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
kind of wire running from
his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to
jolt him away from the
deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank
of wood, breaking his arm
in two places. Up to that moment he was listening
happily to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day???
Two animal rights protesters were protesting the
cruelty of sending pigs to
a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
madly. The two
hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
WHAT!! You're STILL having a bad day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
postage on a letter bomb. It
came back with, "return to sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There, now feeling better? ; )
care ward where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at
about 11 A.M., regardless
of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors
and some even thought
that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the
mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11A.M.
on Sundays. So a
worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the
incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes
before 11 A.M., all the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward
to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some
were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward
off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11 A.M., Pookie Johnson,
the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support system so that he
could plug in the vacuum cleaner.
Still having a bad day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of
the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full
view, a killer whale ate
them both.
Still think you are having a bad day??
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking
frantically,almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
kind of wire running from
his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to
jolt him away from the
deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank
of wood, breaking his arm
in two places. Up to that moment he was listening
happily to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day???
Two animal rights protesters were protesting the
cruelty of sending pigs to
a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
madly. The two
hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
WHAT!! You're STILL having a bad day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
postage on a letter bomb. It
came back with, "return to sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There, now feeling better? ; )