Win2Kuser
10-09-2003, 7:05 AM
This one's a bit close to the knuckle as they say, so I will be careful...
A woman awoke one morning and says to her husband, "You know what", she says, "I had a really strange dream, I was at an auction where they were selling penises. The really big, fat and long ones where $5000, whereas the smaller shorter ones were $10"
"really", says her husband, "How much do you think I would get for mine", smiling, his wife says "Oh, they didn't have anything that small there".
Anyway, the following morning, the man awoke, turns to his wife and says "You know what honey, I had a really strange dream last night, I was at an auction where they were selling virginas. The really small tight ones were $5000 whereas the really big loose ones were $10", "really", says his wife, "how much do you think I would get for mine"
"Well, funnily enough", he says, "Thats where they held the auction"
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A man is released from jail, having been inside for 10 years, he has certain urges that he has to take care of.
Walking along the street, he meets a prostitute. "Hey honey", she says, "Fancy a good time". Well the man is quite desperate, so he goes back to the prostitutes apartment.
Once inside, she strips completely and stands in front of the man.
The man just stands there looking, after a few minutes, the prositute says to him "What's up sugar, this the first time you've seen one since you crawled out of one"
"No", says the man, "It's the first one i've seen big enough to crawl back into"
:lol:
:heh:
A woman awoke one morning and says to her husband, "You know what", she says, "I had a really strange dream, I was at an auction where they were selling penises. The really big, fat and long ones where $5000, whereas the smaller shorter ones were $10"
"really", says her husband, "How much do you think I would get for mine", smiling, his wife says "Oh, they didn't have anything that small there".
Anyway, the following morning, the man awoke, turns to his wife and says "You know what honey, I had a really strange dream last night, I was at an auction where they were selling virginas. The really small tight ones were $5000 whereas the really big loose ones were $10", "really", says his wife, "how much do you think I would get for mine"
"Well, funnily enough", he says, "Thats where they held the auction"
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A man is released from jail, having been inside for 10 years, he has certain urges that he has to take care of.
Walking along the street, he meets a prostitute. "Hey honey", she says, "Fancy a good time". Well the man is quite desperate, so he goes back to the prostitutes apartment.
Once inside, she strips completely and stands in front of the man.
The man just stands there looking, after a few minutes, the prositute says to him "What's up sugar, this the first time you've seen one since you crawled out of one"
"No", says the man, "It's the first one i've seen big enough to crawl back into"
:lol:
:heh: