Mortis
02-19-2003, 10:07 AM
I have watched you slowly but steadily creeping up on me and now you might do the Unthinkable- Pass Me!
If you have the smallest amount of respect for your Elderly, dont pass this old man up! I have had a hard enough time keeping along with this dried and warped cane... just the other day, while I was trying to speed-cane walk, I barely escaped tripping and breaking my only good hip. If you pass me, I may be so overcome with the feelings of being a worthless old man, that I may trip in my stupor and there goes the good hip! You are my only hope for assisting this old man in avoiding catastrophic injuries (mental and physical).
Wobbling along,
Mortis
:D
If you have the smallest amount of respect for your Elderly, dont pass this old man up! I have had a hard enough time keeping along with this dried and warped cane... just the other day, while I was trying to speed-cane walk, I barely escaped tripping and breaking my only good hip. If you pass me, I may be so overcome with the feelings of being a worthless old man, that I may trip in my stupor and there goes the good hip! You are my only hope for assisting this old man in avoiding catastrophic injuries (mental and physical).
Wobbling along,
Mortis
:D