Top 10 signs your son is a hacker

[Mntsnow]

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Your phone bill lists 1,987 household lines.
Your child tells you that his private interview with the Secret Service agent was for a social studies class essay.
You receive mail addressed to Phil E. Phreak.
The kid cheers Lex Luthor whenever a Superman movie runs on TV.
The CEO of a regional Bell operating company appears on your doorstep, sobbing uncontrollably and begging forgiveness.
You find a copy of Phrack magazine hidden under the underwear in your son's bedroom dresser. (The Playboy magazine is next to the handheld scanner, of course.)
The kid asks for a Novell Access Server for his birthday.
The little silver-colored wheel on your electric meter spins so fast it flies off, slices your neighbor's elm tree neatly in two and flattens a tire on a Chevy Monte Carlo three blocks away.
Your son's teacher calls, sounding really curious, asking why he selected the Oklahoma City phone directory for his monthly book report.
He names Robert Morris Jr. as his "Most Admired American."
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[madfish]

roflol,, sounds just like someone I know, not my son of course, he's more into digital monsters
Madfish

[Mntsnow]

HEHE I think it will be a few more years until my son is "hacking" lol

[JacobM5727]

lol... maybe if i had some funds i would be a hacker... :)

[surrealchereal]

uh.. isn't that the other way around? ;) (J/K)

[Axel]

One of the following is in evidence -

Your son has a personal account at the local grocery store for Mtn Dew and has asked that they start stocking Jolt cola on a more regular basis - He subsidizes his local book store account ( for legal software manuals ) with the volume of aluminum cans he generates & recycles.

OR

your son has had a capichino maker delivered and professionally installed next to his computer suite upstairs..... he has dispensed with a coffee mug and has instead settled for a straw to speed things along.... The shunned coffee cup was white - but is perminantly stained brown from use.....

[Socal]

..... he has dispensed with a coffee mug and has instead settled for a straw to speed things along....

Now that's a good idea. :)