mholtum
12-21-2002, 8:28 PM
The collection:
BOBBIT VIRUS - Removes a vital part fo your hard disk then re-attaches it. (But that part will never work again.)
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
A T & T VIRUS - Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI VIRUS - Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T Virus.
PAUL REVERE VIRUS - This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack -- once if by LAN, twice if by C:/.
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS - Never calls itself a "virus" but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
AIRLINE VIRUS - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
FREUDIAN VIRUS - Your Computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS - Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS - Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people rally mad just thinking about it.
FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
GALLUP VIRUS - Sixth percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus 3.5 percent maregin of error).
TEXAS VIRUS - Makes sure it 's bigger than any other file.
ADAM AND EVE VIRUS - Takes a couple bytes out of your Apple Computer.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #1 - The computer locks up, screens splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #2 - Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the use to accomplish anything.
SEARS VIRUS - Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply and a set of shocks.
JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS - Your programs can never be found again.
BOBBIT VIRUS - Removes a vital part fo your hard disk then re-attaches it. (But that part will never work again.)
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
A T & T VIRUS - Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI VIRUS - Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T Virus.
PAUL REVERE VIRUS - This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack -- once if by LAN, twice if by C:/.
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS - Never calls itself a "virus" but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
AIRLINE VIRUS - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
FREUDIAN VIRUS - Your Computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS - Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS - Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people rally mad just thinking about it.
FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
GALLUP VIRUS - Sixth percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus 3.5 percent maregin of error).
TEXAS VIRUS - Makes sure it 's bigger than any other file.
ADAM AND EVE VIRUS - Takes a couple bytes out of your Apple Computer.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #1 - The computer locks up, screens splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #2 - Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the use to accomplish anything.
SEARS VIRUS - Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply and a set of shocks.
JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS - Your programs can never be found again.