parking ticket

[fosin]

I don't remember this one being posted yet, so...

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy,
how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him a pile of :bs:. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner... This one belongs to the neighbor that lets his dog crap in my yard every day.

[Socal]

bwahahaa! :D

[Mntsnow]

ROFL Got me on that one :)

[GohanSSJ]

ROFL :lol:

[Biff]

Yeah, some cops are like that!

The other day I was standing on my balcony at home and right across the road is a gas station. I seen a pickup truck pull in and the guy started pumping gas, he quicly jumped back and started shaking his arm like he spilt gas on it.

He then finished filling up & went inside to pay, then he jumped in his truck and lit up a cigarette. His whole arm caught on fire, he stuck his arm out the window and started shaking it about trying to put out the flames.

As luck would have it a cruiser was driving by, he swerved around and pulled into the station. BUT he didn't get out, he was writting the guy a ticket! I couldn't understand it.

He gave the guy a ticket .................................................. ......................illegal use of a firearm !!!
Biff

[Mntsnow]

hehe Biff

[Dazbo666]

:stress: Aww, Biff, you need :help: !!!! :lol:

[Shyguy]

LOL, Heard that one before, slightly different story, same punchline.