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Biff
12-12-2002, 9:09 PM
Abbreviations

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI - System Can't See It

DOS - Defective Operating System

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

MIPS - Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers