Biff
12-12-2002, 9:09 PM
Abbreviations
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
MIPS - Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
MIPS - Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers