Biff
12-12-2002, 9:07 PM
15 New Windows 2000 Messages
The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:
1) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
5) Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
6) This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
7) To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
8) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
9) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
10) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
11) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
12) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
13) User Error: Replace user.
14) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
15) Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:
1) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
5) Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
6) This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
7) To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
8) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
9) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
10) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
11) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
12) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
13) User Error: Replace user.
14) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
15) Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.