A Computer Is Owned By A Redneck If...

[Biff]

A Computer Is Owned By A Redneck If...

1. The password is, "bubba."

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

3. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

4. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.

6. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.

7. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options.

8. Screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with dueling banjos playing in the background

9. The six front keys have rotted out.

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

[fosin]

Doh!...better change my password.



I thought #5 was :lol: :lol:

[knothead]

And here's his computer terms:

BACKUP--What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods...
BUG--the reason you gave for calling in sick
BYTE--what your pit bull done to cousin Jethro
CACHE--what you need when you run out of food stamps
CRASH--when you go to Bubba's party uninvited
DIGITAL--the art of counting on your fingers
FAX--what you lie about to the IRS
HACKER--Uncle Leroy, he smoked for 30 years
HARDCOPY--picture looked at when selecting tatoos
INTERNET--where cafeteria workers put their hair

[knothead]

and...

KEYBOARD--where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MEGAHERTZ--how your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM--what ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD--where Mickey and Minnie live
ONLINE--stay there when taking the sobriety test
ROM--where the Pope lives
SCREEN--helps keep skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT--a red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR--Amtrak Employee of the Year.
:D

[Kuasimodem]

More signs of a Redneck PC:D

http://webpages.charter.net/RightTurnNoStop/index_html/redneckpc.gif

[Shyguy]

Got some more here, don't remember where I found these though.

Hard drive- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires
and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard- Place to hang your truck keys.

Window-Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Floppy-When you run out of Polygrip.

Modem- How you got rid of your dandelions.

ROM-Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

Byte- First word in a kiss-off phrase.

Reboot- What you do when the first pair gets covered with
barnyard stuff.

Network- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.

Mouse- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

LAN- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

Cursor- What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

bit- A wager as in, "I bit you cain't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

digital control- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

packet- What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip