Lawyer Jokes

[knothead]

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?

Lawyers accumulate frequent flier points.

-and-

What's the difference between lawyers and catfish?

One is a bottom-feeding scumsucker. The other is a fish. :p

[Mntsnow]

Ouch ;) I sure hope my jewish lawyer buddy misses this thread :eek: lol

[knothead]

Guy walks angrily into a bar...and suddenly screams, "all lawyers are a**holes!!" The bar goes quiet.

A voice from the back yells, "Hey, I resent that remark!"

The guy says "Why? You a lawyer?"

The voice replies, "No, I'm an a**hole!" :p

[fosin]

I like that one best :D.