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Roadkill
12-08-2002, 5:17 PM
Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, the ex got the house!
NDC
12-08-2002, 5:44 PM
:lol:
Biff
12-08-2002, 5:48 PM
Q: How many rock stars does it take to replace a light bulb?

A: 1 to hold up the bulb as the world revolves around em:p
blackwatch
12-08-2002, 5:49 PM
thats a simple joke...but very funny...actually sad cause its probably true...but still funny
Mntsnow
12-08-2002, 9:07 PM
hehe Got the house
MDS
12-08-2002, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Mntsnow
hehe Got the house

I got the house when I got the big "D" :eek: but I also got 100% of the bills to :(
Roadkill
12-09-2002, 1:44 PM
I once got rid of 175 pounds of unsightly excess weight.

How, you might ask!?

Simple, I got a divorce!
knothead
12-10-2002, 10:03 PM
okay, it's an oldie...

How many M$ engineers does it take to replace a light bulb?

None...M$ would simply declare "dark" as the industry standard. :p
Socal
12-10-2002, 10:14 PM
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fosin
12-10-2002, 11:21 PM
:bunny:

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just 2, the problem's getting them in there.
Axel
12-19-2002, 8:21 PM
How many managers does it take to screw in a light bulb -

One to hold the bulb and 6 to turn the foot-stool.....

Or - one to call building maint......
Shyguy
01-02-2003, 2:36 AM
Originally posted by fosin
:bunny:

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just 2, the problem's getting them in there.

LOL, It took me a few seconds to get it, but i eventually figured it out.