Lottery Winner!

[Roadkill]

John: Martha! I've just won the lottery! Pack your things!

Martha: Wow! Shall I pack for warm or cold weather?

John: I don't care, just as long as you're gone by noon!

[Xeroid]

LOL! :rofl: :lol:

I remember when Georgia first got the lottery several years ago. Someone from Alabama was the first million dollar winner. When the news folks asked him what the first thing he was going to buy with his million dollars was, he replied...."a new mobile home". :p

[MDS]

:) I told the wife the same JK