Groaners! hehehee

[knothead]

There was once a multi-national research center up in the Colorado Rockies. One day, a Russian scientist and a Czechslovakian one decided to go on an extended research in the wild. They set up a base camp miles away, and set to work.

After a week or so, there was no word from the pair, and a rescue team was dispatched from the center. When the team got to the base camp, the saw that everything had been ravaged, torn apart, and the two scientists were missing!

Worse still, they discovered a male and female bear prowling the area. The team decided to trap and kill the female bear, because, well, they had to find out if the bears had eaten the scientists (this story gets kinda gristly) (or grizzly...*groan* :D)

So that's what they do, but when they examine the corpse of the bear, they find only the remains of the Russian...

And immediately concluded that the Czech was in the male... :rolleyes:

[knothead]

Okay, okay, how about this: Another scientist made a breakthrough in clone application theory, and decided to make a clone of himself.

This he did, and the clone was a perfect replica of himself in every way, except for one thing: the clone was foul mouthed and totally offensive!

The disappointed scientist got so upset, he pushed the clone through the window to its death...and was arrested shortly after.

Why? For making an obscene clone fall. :rolleyes:



I got lots more! :D :D

[knothead]

A truck carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus overturned on a country road. The local newspaper reported that onlookers were "stunned, bewildered, overwhelmed, astonished, and dumbfounded". :rolleyes:

[Mntsnow]

:) I like it I like it :)