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GohanSSJ
11-28-2002, 7:45 PM
"A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

"The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'

"The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?"'
Mntsnow
11-28-2002, 9:33 PM
:lol: Must have been a West Viginian :D
Stan
11-29-2002, 8:54 AM
Hehehehehe.... funny one... I'm sure the guy is 110% dead now...
knothead
11-29-2002, 2:09 PM
These two guys are on a desert hike, picking herbs, collecting fauna, when suddenly, a Rattlesnake launches up and bites one of the guys right on his most delicate gear... :eek:

"Joe! Get on the cell phone and get some first aid ideas!" yelled the stricken fellow. So Joe does, and gets a nurse at a distant hospital, who tells him he has to make a small incision, then suck all the poison out of the wound. So the guy nods, and thanks her.

"Joe! What'd she say? What'd she say?

"Sorry man. She says you're gonna die!"
:eek:
GohanSSJ
11-29-2002, 5:30 PM
^LOL :lol:
MDS
11-29-2002, 9:38 PM
LOL :)