How Many XPC-ers....

[knothead]

How Many XPC-er’s Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?


Mntsnow: “I’ll change it as soon as I’ve pulled these people out of the dark, put a hack into the system to keep it from going out again, then do a perimeter check to make sure nobody’s left out.”

Twinkletoes: “If light bulbs are so important to you, mate, well then, have at it. Myself, I do my best work in the dark!”

SHarder: “Alright, I’ll replace the bulb first; but I’ll have you know that I intend to inspect the wiring!”

Mickwish: “No worries, mate! And while I’m at it, I think I’ll re-wire the socket to run FaD!”

Cowboybooter: “LIGHTBULB! STAT!!”

Roswell: “Oh, Thronka….”

Roadtech: “First one to guess the right number gets a Philips 75w Energy Saver with the left-screw application!”

Pphelan: “Make me!”

Vavega: “I’ll just blow in Twinkletoe’s ear. And when he gets done with it, I’ll be ready for my massage.”


Knothead: “Light bulb? What’s a light bulb?”




...and so it goes... :tease:

[mickwish]

Knot, you been sniffin' the varnish again? :P

I think we should call the Lass and keep him outa mischief... ;)

:tease:

Cheers
Mick

[knothead]

M_Six: "Lightbulbs are overrated. Check out www.halogen.com for true performance!"

[knothead]

Knot, you been sniffin' the varnish again? :P

I think we should call the Lass and keep him outa mischief... ;)

SkunrLass: "Ahoy, ye swabs, we sail by the light of day, we don't need lightbulbs!"

:P

Hmmm...methinks I better alert her as to my scurrilous (mis-)representations, hahaha! :D

[davidw]

lol

[mickwish]

Christian-Comp: "We need a poll!!" :P

Cheers
Mick

[knothead]

Christian-Comp: "We need a poll!!" :P

:lol: :lol:

[davidw]

Well, we do... :P

[knothead]

POLL; Should the lightbulb be changed?

___ Yes, it's dead.

___ No, I'm a MicroSoft guy, and darkness should be the Industry Standard.

:lol:

[n7vxj]

Knot..You forgot one!! :badass:

Zippy: Lets turn the Vcore up on that light bulb and see how bright it will get!!! :lol:

[knothead]

n7vxj: "Dude, the bulb was rated at 75 watts, it was underclocked!

Let me do this..."

WHA-AAAAP!

:eek: :eek:

[pain_inbutt]

That must be some gooooood varnish that knotty has been sniffin :lol:

[ThRoNkA]

Thronka: "No keep the light bulb out. I wish to lurk some more *moves back into the darkness*"

[roadtech]

Win2k: Let me see if I can screw it for next 6 weeks......:lol:

[mickwish]

Win2k: Let me see if I can screw it for next 6 weeks......:lol:
:ROF: :lol: :ROF:

That's a classic!! :D :D :P

Cheers
Mick

[ThRoNkA]

mickwish: "Now now children. Lets not fight over this light bulb. Lets destroy it!"

[roadtech]

WoO: Let me get right on this. The stats for it will be done in no time....;)

[ThRoNkA]

Creatures: Oh I will photoshop it and no worries there.
Dirtydan: As long as I can bop ThRoNkA on the head.
Madfish: Let me take my medication first. *falls asleep*
gjimene2: As long as I can date the lightbulb first :rofl:

EDIT:
OuTPaTiEnT: NO!!! I will be blinded by the wrath of god
(someone knows what I mean on that! :D)

[sharder8]

RoswellNX - Our resident "Lil' alien - Who needs a light bulb . . . I've got my finger light! :P

[gjimene2]

Roswell: “Oh, Thronka….” OMFG :rofl3:

gjimene2: As long as I can date the lightbulb first :rofl:
:thefinger: :nutkick: Na bro, I'll just put it towards me ear to flick it to make sure it it's the bulb and not the socket or switch.



Thronka : I'll only get the joy of screwing it in if Roswell is the bulb :copcar:

[jad1097]

I'm qualified to "removed your shorts" and I "do my best work in the dark".


Change your own darn light bulbs!

[stant093]

this is too much... :lol: :lol:

[pphalan]

M_Six: "Lightbulbs are overrated. Check out www.halogen.com for true performance!"
Dont even think that a wood ball can tell ne the right choice Halogen is the worst choice for lighting. You want light, spend the money on metal halade.

[roadtech]

JOB: Just Get-r-Done.....:D

[Justoverbroke]

Halfwatt: Bulb's still good. Just pull the chain. :cuffed:

[Spyder]

Knot, you've been spending way to much time up in the loft. The fumes must be terrible up there............... :lol:

[jshahani]

That and the glue.

[Paul W]

:lol:

[Win2Kuser]

Win2k: Let me see if I can screw it for next 6 weeks......:lol:

:o

OMFG LMAO :lol:

I was expecting a stats related one, but glad to see I'm known as more than just the stats chap, even if it is inuendo :D

Still, after I've finished trying to screw it for 6 weeks, I have to screw it whilst wearing a protective rain cover over my kite for a further 6 weeks :rolleyes:

[Wizzard~Of~Ozz]

WoO: Let me get right on this. The stats for it will be done in no time....

Nah, I got that one Mark, (tho it could apply to you too)

CC, where's that poll?

[davidw]

http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17543

[Cowboybooter]

Voted Accordingly!

:D

Bob

[roadtech]

It's above you and also below you.....................:D

[Cowboybooter]

Blues Brothers Av, Kev??

Love it!

:)

Bob

[knothead]

*screwing a lightbulb into the faucet* HAHAHA, he made a POLL!! :lol:

[Paul W]

I know it takes two in this house.

I need her to find the package of bulbs, and she needs me to reach the fixtures. :D

[roadtech]

H_E: I need Deb to find the package of bulbs, and she needs me to reach the fixtures.....:D

[knothead]

And Cruez won't change it until we all sing him Happy Birthday!

:P

[Paul W]

H_E: I need Deb to find the package of bulbs, and she needs me to reach the fixtures.....:D

Oh great, I got busted by the grammar police. :rolleyes:

:lol:

[roadtech]

Oh great, I got busted by the grammar police. :rolleyes:

:lol:

Just trying to help out.............:D

[Paul W]

Lemme try a couple. :D

Bitspit: "I'll remove the one bulb, and fit an array of 6 bulbs into the socket."

Tmx468: *facing the ceiling after slipping off his barstool* "Oh loo... hic, oh look, there'sh a light out. I'll have to climb up on the dishwasher..."
:drinkers:

:tease:

[Win2Kuser]

I just think it's nice not burning my bum on the thing when I'm climbing off the missus :bunny:

<slap>crap! sorry dear, didn't see you looking over my shoulder...


:D