Medical Terms

[jshahani]

ANTI BODY - against everyone

ARTERY - the study of fine paintings

BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria

BENIGN - what you be after eight

BOWEL - letters like a, e, I, o, u.

CAESAREAN SECTION - a district in Rome

CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of card playing

CAT SCAN - searching for a lost kitty

CHRONIC - the neck of a crow

COMA - punctuation mark

CORTISONE - area around the local court

CYST - short for sister

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose

DILATE - the late British Princess Diana

DISLOCATION - in this place

DUODENUM - a couple in blue jeans

ENEMA - not a friend

FALSE LABOUR - pretending to work

GENES - blue denim

GROIN - smile

HERNIA - she close by

HYMEN - greeting to several men

IMPOTENT - distinguished / well known

LABOUR PAIN - hurt at work

LACTOSE - people without feet

LYMPH - walk unsteadily

MENOPAUSE - me no wait

MICROBES - small dressing gown

OBESITY - city of Obe

PACEMAKER - winner of the Nobel Peace Prize

PROTEIN - in favour of teens

PULSE - grain

RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula

RUPTURE - ecstasy

SECRETION - hiding something

SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough

SUTURE - Gujerati for 'what do you want'

TABLET - a small table

TUMOUR - an extra pair

ULTRASOUND - radical noise

URINE - opposite of you're out

VARICOSE - very close

VAS DEFERENS - extremely difficult

VEIN - at what time

VITREOUS HUMOR - witty & funny

[Justoverbroke]

:D Gooduns

[ThRoNkA]

ROFL Rupture = Extasy! HHAHA

[halfwatt]

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