fosin
03-03-2004, 4:17 PM
Bubba and Billy Bob, who are from Alabama, travel to Tennessee to visit a relative. They are walking along the street, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, "Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Alabama, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune.
They go in and Bubba says , "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ....."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from Alabama, ain't you?"
Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba........."How come you know that?"
The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaners."
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, "Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Alabama, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune.
They go in and Bubba says , "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ....."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from Alabama, ain't you?"
Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba........."How come you know that?"
The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaners."