Win2Kuser
02-26-2004, 12:09 PM
This old chap desides to write a letter to his son in Prison.
"Hi Son, weather is real cold here, ground is very hard. I am eager to dig the garden up ready to plant my vegetables, but the ground is just too hard, and I'm not as young as I used to be, just don't have the strength to dig anymore..."
On receiving the letter, his son writes a letter back...
"Hi Dad, yeah, been pretty cold in here too. Whatever you do, don't dig up the garden, that is where I buried all the bodies."
Well, within hours of vetting the sons letter, a team of police arrive at the old mans house. After several hours of checking the garden for any signs of wrong doing, they leave satisfied that there are in fact no bodies burried in the garden.
The floowing day, the son writes another letter to his Dad..
"Hi Dad, well thats the garden dug up for you, feel free to plant your vegatables"
:D
"Hi Son, weather is real cold here, ground is very hard. I am eager to dig the garden up ready to plant my vegetables, but the ground is just too hard, and I'm not as young as I used to be, just don't have the strength to dig anymore..."
On receiving the letter, his son writes a letter back...
"Hi Dad, yeah, been pretty cold in here too. Whatever you do, don't dig up the garden, that is where I buried all the bodies."
Well, within hours of vetting the sons letter, a team of police arrive at the old mans house. After several hours of checking the garden for any signs of wrong doing, they leave satisfied that there are in fact no bodies burried in the garden.
The floowing day, the son writes another letter to his Dad..
"Hi Dad, well thats the garden dug up for you, feel free to plant your vegatables"
:D