Mental Ward

[mholtum]

In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?" Charlie replied, "Can't talk right now....I'm driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he suddenly stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?" Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some rest." "That's great!" replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."

The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room, and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Very surprised she shouts, "Ed!! What are you doing!?" To which Ed replies, "Shhhhhh!!!!! I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!":whoa:

[Cowboybooter]

LOL:D

Later that day, in the same institution, Ed is walking in the gardens with Mavis, when he slips, and falls into the lake! Mavis grabs a nearby branch, reaches out to him and drags him out. After checking that he is okay, she leads him back to the ward. The events are witnessed by the hospital administrator who, impressed by Mavis' actions, summons her to his office.
He is just explaining that her swift actions led him to believe she was now cured, and free to go, when a nurse enters the room.
"I'm so sorry", said the nurse, " Bad News! We just found Ed in the linen room, hanging from a beam by his gown cord!"
" I know," beamed Mavis, proudly, " He was all wet, so I hung him up to dry!"

:)

Bob

[davidw]

you're a riot, CBB

[gino x]

lol CC (AFAIK, it's all in part of CBB's plan to spam XPC with his posts :o)

BTW, CBB, I've heard that one before :x

[davidw]

You should see his record... He's number 4 overall on top spammers. :)

[Cowboybooter]

Me? Spam? :D

I just like to talk!

:D

Bob

[mholtum]

you mean type? :)

[Cowboybooter]

Well, I talk out loud as I type!

I tried using voice recognition software, but I think it was in Swahili!

:D

Bob

[gino x]

Swahili? Hmph, problably another mixup, courtesy of you :D

Teach me how to spam :p

[GohanSSJ]

Originally posted by Christian-Comp
You should see his record... He's number 4 overall on top spammers. :)
And which number are you again? :D